It seems the West End isn’t the final frontier after all…
In news that had us double-checking our calendars (and our gravity), it appears that a new force in theatre-land, “Outta This World Productions Ltd”, has announced plans to open the first-ever permanent theatre on the Moon by 2029.
The venue, charmingly named The Apollo Encore, will seat 800 lucky space-farers, and promises an immersive experience with 360-degree sound and floating front-row seats.
Expect “weightless musicals” and “galactic interpretations of Shakespeare” – possibly with a side of freeze-dried interval snacks.
This moon-rock-breaking move is backed by the Performers Council’s Outer Atmosphere Division, SpaceXYZ, and a special new HMRC team – called Out of Orbit Affairs.
Rumours are flying that they are offering up to 45% tax relief for UK arts exported beyond Earth.
Ish.
Cue Louise, The Singing Accountant 
with tongue in cheek behind space helmet.
Naturally, I am already prepping my clients for lunar gigs, with helpful advice on:
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Whether your harp qualifies as carry-on
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The ins and outs of Earth Exit Visas
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And the tax implications of touring in zero gravity
I’ve even launched a Galactic Touring Checklist to help performers prepare. It’s free, downloadable but don’t let it float off, and only mildly ridiculous.
So, whether you’re a sceptic or you’re packing your moon boots already – head over and enjoy this little cosmic twist.
Happy April Fool’s Day, stars 
– Louise
